09.23.04 - 11:27 a.m.

Imagine that after all this time, masturbation jokes still make me giggle. I'll think about that the next time I'm makign fun of some boy for having the sense of humour of a four year old....

I'm a biologist damnit, and biologists need to go into the field. because try as I might, calling at the door of my lab "here fishy fishy fishy,...." was just not doing the trick....

I was alone in the field with five guys. and before anyone makes the plot of a porn movie out of this (ok, i just giggled again.. 'plot' is cunt in french...no anglo/french pun intended in the previous sentence)..think about what guys are like in the woods. its like an extended hunting/fishing trip where they believe it is thier right to burp and fart in your general direction at will... there is no sexiness involved in the unwashed, unclean, burping farting unshaven boys. and you are talking to a girl whose major hidden fetish is dirt...give me a guy coming in from a bike ride, sweaty and muddy from hiking, whatever.... i could strip 'em down right there if my knees weren't going weak... yet guys in the field push the disgusting element so far... and it doesn't help that you aren't exactly smelling like roses coming up in the spring either...

its remarkably similar to what i imagine hanging out with 5year old boys in a sandbox would be like, if the five year olds could drive and grow beards.

more later.........gotta run, my experiment today is threatening to combust....

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